smoke meth, hail satan.

3rd grade

friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
  OH
  OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

fred-olive:

Hey Caleb.